Those of us who grew up in rural parts are well acquainted with the long stretch of summer known as August, when parents were most likely to tire of our constant and cockamamie excuses to go to the amusement park or state fair. Despite the ample distractions at these annual destinations, the coup was really getting our greedy fill of cloyingly sweet, belly-achingly greasy funnel cake. Essentially glorified Dutch baby pancakes in the form of a doughnut, funnel cakes consist of batter drizzled around and around to dizzying effect in hot oil, sizzled till golden brown, and then—if the gods and the pimply teen with braces and hair net working the concession stand were smiling favorably upon you—snowdrifts of confectioners’ sugar and not a miserly sprinkle were dumped on the dripping hot fritter. Childhood on a paper plate. Eagerness often resulted in inadvertently snorting the white powder and, for a few endless seconds, choking, unable to breathe, witnessing your entire life, all eight summers of it, flash before your eyes. And then all was right with the world, due in no small part to the realization that you still had more than half your funnel cake to finish.–Renee Schettler Rossi
LC Back-to-the-Past Note
Compared to the mass market cakes from decades ago, this gentrified funnel cakes recipe is not at all cloying, far less greasy, and only delicately showered with confectioners’ sugar. And yet it still manages to conjure memories. Lots of ‘em.
Funnel Cakes Recipe
Hands-On Time: 15 minutes | Total Time: 1 hour, 15 minutes | 3 to 4 cakes
- 1 large egg
- 1 cup milk, preferably whole, plus more as needed
- 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1 1/3 cups all-purpose flour
- 2 tablespoons granulated sugar
- 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
- 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- About 48 fluid ounces vegetable oil (2 inches deep)
- 1/4 cup confectioners’ sugar
- 1. In a large bowl, whisk together the egg, milk, and vanilla.
- 2. On a piece of wax paper or in a large bowl, sift together the flour, granulated sugar, salt, baking powder, and baking soda.
- 3. Whisk the flour mixture into the milk mixture just until combined. The batter should be thin and easily pour from a liquid measuring cup or a squeeze bottle. If it’s too thick, stir in a little more milk, 1 tablespoon at a time. Cover with plastic wrap and let the batter rest at room temperature for 1 hour.
- 4. Pour the oil into a large, heavy pot. Attach a thermometer to the side of the pot and heat the oil over medium to medium-high heat until it reaches 375°F (190°C). Line a baking sheet with paper towels or a brown paper bag.
- 5. Carefully pour or squeeze about 1/4 of the batter into the hot oil, arranging it randomly in circles and zigzags around the pot, overlapping the batter onto itself several times. Cook until golden brown on the bottom, 1 to 2 minutes. Using tongs, carefully flip the funnel cake and cook until golden brown and puffed, another minute or so.
- 6. Transfer the funnel cakes to the baking sheet to, dust or, as the case may be, dump copious amounts of the confectioners’ sugar over the top. Serve the funnel cakes without delay while you repeat the frying process with the remaining batter. You may need to adjust the heat to return the oil to its proper temperature in between batches.
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Funnel Cakes Recipe © 2010 Kaye and Liv Hansen. Photo © 2010 Ben Fink. All rights reserved.