Three (Generations of) Guys a-Laughing

Longest Hot Dog

Late last year, a book of sillily subversive poems, Every Thing On It, was quietly published. It wasn’t the author’s first work, nor his largest work, but his last work, published posthumously by his family. To those of us who swoon to Shel Silverstein and have committed his previously published words to memory, it was a chance to immerse ourselves anew in his creative brilliance. And for those who may not be familiar with Shel, but who have something of a penchant for food, it’s an opportunity to perceive the world–and, by extension, food–as if for the first time, thanks to the two dozen or so of the book’s 100-plus poems  that pertain in some weirdly warped way to our preferred pastime. [Editor’s Note: Um, that count rises exponentially if you include poems that mention bodily functions that are related to eating. But for now, you can amuse yourself with Shel’s hot dog ditty above.]

Perhaps not surprisingly, many of us came to Shel through our dads, ordinary guys who wanted to impart to their kids bedtime stories with unexpected and, some may say, indecent endings. Shel seems a natural choice, given his distinctly and decidedly off-kilter way of seeing the world. We’re curious to hear how you came to know–and love–Shel. In the meantime, here’s one dad’s coming-of-Shel story.–Renee Schettler Rossi

 

When I was a kid, after my parents’ divorce, weekends with my father always included a trip to my grandparents’ estate in Montecito, a beachside community north of Los Angeles that could be considered a West Coast variant of The Hamptons. I have specific memories of those trips: the football-size lemons that grew in their garden, the chocolate cake their housekeeper made that no restaurant or bakery has ever been able to beat, and the black cherry Diet Shasta that my sister and I would drink, even though we hated it, just because we didn’t usually get to sip soda pop.

The best part of the trip, though, was the drive home when, speeding along Highway 101, we’d round a certain point on the coast, finally coming within range of KMET FM and the Sunday night broadcast of the Dr. Demento Show.

Back then, one of the few ways my dad and I could relate to each other–he didn’t understand kids and I didn’t understand lawyers–was through our shared love of comedy. Listening to Dr. Demento together as we drove was the true highlight of the weekend. And one of my favorite things Dr. D. would play was Shel Silverstein’s performance of the cautionary tale Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout, who would not take the garbage out.

Shel’s voice had this magical range, from crazed screeching to low conspiratorial whispers. It was like listening to the best story lady at the library, the one who acted everything out as larger-than-life melodrama, except with Shel there was a beard… and a rumble…and a subtle wink I was certain my dad couldn’t see. Although I’d read Silverstein’s books (and seen his picture on the dust jackets—I’d thought he looked like a pirate), hearing his poems recited in his own voice was like getting to eat at the restaurant of a chef whose cookbook lay dog-eared and tomato-stained on my kitchen counter.

As I grew older, I found Shel’s material wasn’t just for kids. I happened upon some of his “grown-up” work in a treasury of cartoons in Playboy, dating from the ’50s and ‘60s, that my dad had on his bookshelf. And Shel’s recording of “The Great Smoke Off”–the tale of a contest between the world’s greatest joint roller and the world’s greatest joint smoker–was a regular feature on my college radio show, played for all the potheads who were listening to a low-powered FM station on the edge of the desert at 2 a.m.

Fast-forward more years than I care to count to when I had my firstborn, a son. This made me consider a lot of things, including Shel and the proper time to introduce him to my son’s bedtime routine. As a parent, I thought Shel seemed the next logical step for kids raised on Dr. Seuss. He took them, their minds prepared by adventures with Sam I Am and Horton the Elephant into stranger, sillier, more subversive places, places where they sold their little sisters, got eaten by a boa constrictor, and worried about the sharp-toothed snail living in their noses. I wanted to share that with my boy.

When he was somewhere between the ages of 4 and 5 and tiring of really useful tank engines, my wife–a fellow Shel follower–and I saw our opportunity.

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It was love at first read. Every night at bedtime there was Shel, and we quickly went through his books and then back through them again. Many of my own childhood books had been destroyed by a flood a decade earlier, but A Light in the Attic had survived, and there was also the copy of Where the Sidewalk Ends that I’d bought to replace the one the flood took. I eventually downloaded the spoken word recordings from iTunes and burned them onto CD so we could listen to them in the car on the way to and from preschool. Listening to Shel actually became a reward we could offer—or cruelly withhold–to encourage good behavior.

Although my son had favorite poems that he’d ask for–namely the one about the king who gets his mouth stuck shut by a sticky peanut butter sandwich–I wasn’t certain that he was truly hooked until one night when I caught him reading after lights-out, sitting cross-legged in bed, a flashlight in one hand and Where The Sidewalk Ends in his lap. Shel isn’t the only author my son’s violated lights-out for, but to my knowledge, he was the first. If Shel were still alive, I’d write to thank him for inciting that aspect of my son’s rebellious streak.

If you asked my dad about Shel Silverstein today, he’d probably need his memory jogged, and not just because he’s getting older. Sharing Shel with my dad meant more to me than it did to him. Thinking about that gives me a sad suspicion that Shel’s going to mean more to me than to my son. Still, sometimes I sneak into his room in the morning and find Where The Sidewalk Ends on the floor next to his bookshelf or even on his pillow, a sure sign that he was reading Shel after lights-out again, marinating his brain in those wonderful words and weird ideas. I smile to myself, pretend I didn’t see it, and help him get started with his day.

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About Greg Bulmash

Greg Bulmash is a computer consultant with a degree in Creative Writing who specializes in PHP web development, runs his own small web incubator called Kablowie Studios, and blogs about the PHP language. A former senior editor for the Internet Movie Database and minor web celebrity of the 1990s, he occasionally writes about food and has been working on the same novel for the last 18 years. His latest project is helping his seven-year-old son write a computer game.

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  1. Sofia says:

    Not having grown up with Silverstein’s books, I certainly became hooked when I bought our first book for my then-four-year-old daughter. I totally understand your words given that the bond I share with my daughters has a lot to do with reading books at night. I also find my older daughter (now 14) enjoys reading alongside me to her little sister, who is now almost four. For now we are still reading Dr. Seuss with her, but soon we will introduce her to Silvertein’s poems. Much as you, I do hope these memories and readings will always stay with them and help them grow older with an imagination that society often casts a shadow on. I cannot recall which poem it was, but I remember my older daughter once saying, “I love reading his poems but they are weird. But weird is good, right?” Tonight I will remind her that yes, indeed, weird IS good. Thank you for your writing…and now onto looking for his books and bringing them to our toddler’s room!

  2. Rick Casner says:

    A very nice piece! It has always struck me how particular, or maybe peculiar, the information is that fathers share with their sons. We give them info on where to find frogs, the infield fly rule, and…Shel. I guess their moms are usually the ones who fill in gaps about how to be a good human, don’t bring muddy dogs in the house, talk to girls, etc. Finally, I love your image of coming into your son’s room. From between the lines it comes out, clear and true, you really love that kid. Simple as that. Happy Father’s Day, Greg.

  3. lisa says:

    One of the best things I see in our son’s love of Shel is how it encourages him to be himself. I worry about this frequently, since I know there’s a lot of pressure on boys to conform to a certain type of guyness. If his dad could take that individuality into adulthood with Shel’s help, I’m reassured our kiddo can do it too. Thanks for a poignant celebration of daddyhood.

  4. I grew up on Shel Silverstein books. However it was not my dad who introduced me. I don’t remember anyone introducing me to them. I imagine I probably stumbled accross them myself one day at the library and became hooked. I also memorized his poems and recited them at school. To this day a friend and I can repeat The Crocodile Went to the Dentist… and the largest ice cream cone in town… :) I so love his poems. When I have children they will absolutely be introduced to Shel. Thanks for this post! It’s nice to see how much other people love him too.

    • Beth Price, LC Director of Recipe Testing says:

      How wonderful, Ciara! I’m sure that your children will love him – how could they not?

  5. Donna Rose says:

    Love it, love it, love it. I grew up with him, too, and can’t wait for my 3-year-old grandson to be a little older so I can share Shel with him. I still have a diary graced with a cartoon on the front entitled “The Awkward Years,” and they most certainly were. Happy Father’s Day to all you loving dads!!

  6. Cathleen Clark says:

    I loved this article and I have to admit I actually cried a little while reading it. I LOVED Shel Silverstein books growing up. I remember my mom banning us from listening to Dr. Demento…and us girls listening to it on a lousy little handheld battery-operated radio, hiding in our rooms…

    But back to Shel Silverstein books. As adults, my husband and I became foster parents to a very scared, neglected, and damaged little boy. One of this boy’s major frustrations (among many) is that he “couldn’t learn to read and never will” (his words). We couldn’t heal some of the damage done to this little guy, but teaching him to read, we could do that. My sister vowed to him that she could teach him to read, and she pulled out those Shel Silverstein books. Every day she would read them to him, raising or lowering her voice, making each poem a symphony of sounds. She really is very talented at teaching reading! Anyway, as time passed, the little guy started picking out words, and finishing some of the poems…and time passed…and he wanted more Silverstein. So we bought him several more books, and we found him READING them one night! I was SO happy, maybe even happier than him. Literally my entire family and my sister’s family danced with happiness and joy the night Shane started reading Silverstein on his own.

    Time passed, Shane began to feel safe in our house, calmed down, became a great reader, and moved on to many other subjects that intrigued him, such as dogs and sports. A few years later, we adopted him and ended up raising him to manhood. This young man learned to read music and speak Spanish. He graduated high school and is now serving in the Army. To this day LOVES Silverstein and remembers how he learned to read by Silverstein. :) So that’s why I cried when I read this post. It touched my heart. Thank you!

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