Homemade Butter

Homemade Butter Recipe

As is abundantly obvious to anyone with the slightest acquaintance with my medical records, I’ve never met a butter I didn’t like. Salted or unsalted; cow, goat, or sheep; French, English, Italian, American; compound or, er, singular.

However, the idea that I could make my own butter, that I could play Dr. Frankenstein to a bunch of butterfat globules, was completely lost on me during my formative years. It wasn’t until one lazy afternoon in Pittsburgh, during my sophomore year at Carnegie Mellon University, that I became aware of the possibility that is homemade butter.

I’d recently dropped out of the university’s acting program. Never one to ignore the writing on the wall—in this case a report card with enough low grades to call myself “Failure in C Major”—I had quietly exited stage left before the curtain was rung down on my acting aspirations by a tyrannical acting teacher whose similarity to Miss Trunchbull, the evil headmistress in Matilda the Musical, cannot be overemphasized. My futon and I, along with my humiliation, had taken up residence in a sunny bedroom in a Squirrel Hill apartment recently vacated by a fellow “dramat” (that’s what they call drama majors at CMU) who had lost the battle with Miss Trunchbull.

Stripped of an identity that I’d clung to for years—that is, future Oscar, Tony, and Olivier Award-winning star—I became one with the couch, exhibiting signs of what I was certain was post-traumatic stress disorder or, at the very least, a debilitating fungal infection from having handled poorly wrapped cheese or wearing unsanitized bowling shoes. The sadness was monumental and unremitting. My days were filled with soap operas (“I can act better than you frickin’ idiots!” I shouted at the TV), game shows, solitaire, laundry, and long walks during which I sat down on park benches, tragic novels in my lap, and wept Chekhovian-size tears. The books served two purposes: 1.) They made me look smarter than I was, and 2.) they acted as a cover for my hysterics. I figured any passerby would be moved by the exquisite pain I clearly felt while reading Anna Karenina or The Scarlet Letter.

My college girlfriend, whom I will always think of as the Original Grace (as in Grace Adler from Will & Grace), tried to get me excited about cooking as a way of giving me something to do during the day while I killed time until my night shift at Gullifty’s restaurant, where I waited tables. One day while my two roommates were at school—one making believe he was a giant porpoise with an inferiority complex in improvisation class, the other deluding himself that he was Vincent van Gogh in art studio—I felt the slightest thrum of motivation.

Somehow I got it into my head that I wanted to make whipped cream. I don’t recall why. It could have been for dessert. It could have been simply so I could tell Original Grace that I’d accomplished something besides being the biggest armchair winner of The $20,000 Pyramid that day. I tramped over to the Giant Eagle on Murray Avenue and picked up a quart of heavy cream. After rooting through the kitchen cabinets, the only whizzing implement to be found in the apartment was the blender my wannabe Van Gogh roommate had brought all the way from Georgia. A whiz is a whiz is a whiz, I thought. So I poured in the heavy cream, hit liquefy, and fetched the basket of rumpled clothes that had taken up residence in the corner of my room, where it doubled as a bureau. (Yes, I had been that depressed.)

I was in the mood for some conversation, so I sat on the top step of the kitchen’s back staircase with my basket by my side and started folding. When my downstairs neighbor heard our door open, she scuffed her chair close to her back door and creaked it open, as she always did.

“YOU THERE?” she shouted up.

“I AM,” I yelled back. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”



During those endless afternoons we’d often talk about cooking, although, oddly, we never got together in either of our kitchens to actually cook. I suspect it’s because one night when I opened my closet I saw her in the apartment below taking a shower. A pipe had burst during winter break and the water had taken down her bathroom ceiling and part of my closet wall. When she looked up, as if she’d heard something, I flicked off the light and stood in the darkness, my heart rattling my chest like a gorilla in a cage. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I’m going to get arrested, I panicked to myself. I’m a freaking Peeping Tom! All I wanted to do was hang up my shirt! 

As I sat on the step bellowing out Duran Duran and the Tootsie soundtrack, folding whites I’d dragged from the Laundromat, I was reminded of my maternal grandmother, Vovó Costa. I told my neighbor how Vovó used to sit on our splintery back porch in Fall River, Massachusetts, her nylons rolled down below her swollen knees, yelling through the screened window to my godmother as she folded clothes that had dried in the backyard on the line just inches above my grandfather’s strawberry patch. Sometimes in mid-June I swear I could smell the sweetness of berries on my T-shirts.


Strawberries and whipped cream.

Suddenly I remembered what had gotten me into the kitchen in the first place.

“I’LL TALK TO YOU LATER!” I shouted down the stairs and scrambled into the kitchen as I heard my neighbor’s door close.

I hovered like an expectant father over my creamy newborn. In the blender, though, was an inelegant glump–a giant, deformed blob–floating in a pool of murky liquid. I was appalled. Well, look at that, I thought. The damn store sold cream that was past its time. I picked through the trash bin for the receipt so I could get my money back. When I came up empty-handed, I dumped the contents of the blender into the garbage and stomped off to my room, feeling like the failure I knew I was.

“Oh, silly!” said Original Grace later that night, chucking me on the chin. (She was a big chucker.) “That was butter you made.” I knew she was trying to do the look-at-the-glass-half-full thing, but I was miserable and felt entitled to remain so. I’d figured that, much like a milkshake, whipped cream would keep whipping until I spooned its plush, ivory-colored pillows out of the blender. How was I to know? It’s not like the Internet was invented yet.

Over the years I’d forgotten all about that incident (the overbeating of the cream, not the accidental peeping–I’ll never be able to un-etch that from my neural pathways) until this summer, when I was spending an inordinate amount of time defending the glories of country living to The One, for whom the center of the universe is NYC. I knew I’d better put my DIY money where my mouth was and make as many things as I could myself–everything from mustard and mayonnaise to nonstick cooking spray and butter–to prove my point.

The problem is, if you have mustard, mayo, and butter lying around, you need homemade bread for sandwiches to slather with mayo and mustard and butter; and potato salad to go with the sandwiches; and pies with flaky crusts to go with the potato salad that accompanies the sandwiches. And then comes the cholesterol medication….

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You can make butter in a wooden churn, a bowl with a hand mixer or a balloon whisk, even a jar if you shake it hard and long enough. But I don’t think I’m being elitist by specifying that if you want to make butter my way, you must use a stand mixer. I’m just lazy.  Plus I like to lean my forehead against the mixer and watch the transformation from liquid to solid take place.–David Leite

LC Uh, Is That Buttermilk? Note

When you make butter, there’s quite a lot of attendant liquid left over, which may lead you to ask, “Uh, is that buttermilk?” It actually is buttermilk, although it isn’t the same as the rich, creamy, cultured buttermilk you’ll find in the refrigerator case at the market. Still, if you want to lend a little tang to pancakes, biscuits, and the like, go ahead and use a little of it.

Homemade Butter Recipe

  • Quick Glance
  • 5 M
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  • Makes about 1 pound


  • 1 quart cold heavy cream, preferably not ultra-pasteurized
  • 1/2 teaspoon sea salt, optional


  • 1. Let the cream stand on the counter for 6 hours. I know, I know. It goes against everything you’ve learned about food safety. By setting the cream out, it develops a slight tang, which lends the butter an oh-so-marvelous flavor. Now here’s the counterintuitive part: put the milk back in the refrigerator until it’s fully chilled. You want cold cream to make butter.
  • 2. Fill a bowl with ice and water.
  • 3. Pour the cream into the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the whisk attachment. Beginning on the lowest setting, gently whisk the cream. There’s no lost-to-the-ages secret in starting low. You simply sidestep getting bathed in cream until it thickens. (Don’t ask me how I know.)
  • 4. Gradually bump up the speed higher as the cream starts to billow. Eventually you’ll form soft peaks, them firmer peaks, then–that’s it!–you’re past the point of no return when you see little grains in the cream. That’s the butter forming.
  • 5. Let the cream go on like this until a, well, butter-yellow clomp clings to the whisk. Continue on, for a minute or two, to release as much of the buttermilk as you can.
  • 6. Drop the butter, and its attendant buttermilk, into a fine-mesh screen. Let the butter drain for several minutes.
  • 7. Dunk the butter into the water, and save the buttermilk for another use. Squeeze and massage the butter with your hands under the ice water to release the last little bits of buttermilk. If you’re fanatical, you can dump the now-cloudy water, replenish, and repeat. About this time, you’ll lose most of the feeling in your fingers due to early-stage hypothermia. (Kidding, but it’s bitchin’ cold.)
  • 8. Remove the butter from the water and pat it dry with paper towels. If you’d like salted butter, sprinkle the butter with the salt, and kneading it thoroughly.
  • 9. Press the butter into a crock or small bowl, cover well with plastic wrap, and refrigerate.
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  1. Nathalie says:

    I can’t even begin to describe how much I love this.

    • David Leite says:

      Oh, try, Nathalie, try!!

      • Nathalie says:

        I think it suffices to say the smile on my face held within it the pure joy and expectation of all the wonderful possibilities of homemade butter…
        Oh, and “A whiz is a whiz is a whiz.”

  2. Martha in KS says:

    You’re full of interesting stories. First a strange man in your cabin late at night, a girlfriend, and a naked woman. Oh my! I once over-whipped cream. The butter was yummy, but it didn’t go with my strawberry shortcake.

  3. Ling Teo says:

    We’ve all made butter by accident, bent on good intentions and a bowl of berries and whipped cream, resulting in a shocking serendipity of yellow gorgeousness – which then send us clattering about making scones to slather the stuff on.

    Love, love, love your stories, David.

  4. Maureen Grisanti Larison says:

    My great-grandmother, grandmother, and mother all made butter. It is the one thing that I never attempted but you have inspired me to try it. (And then I will have an excuse to make bread!) Bless you, David!

    • David Leite says:

      Maureen, and when you do, I hope you’ll jump back on here and tell me what you think. Bless you right back.

  5. Fresher is better!

  6. Another fantastic story, David! All the while you were folding laundry, I was thinking, “No! No! The cream’s turning to butter!”

    I really enjoy making butter, too. And mayonnaise. And mustard. Even marshmallows. There’s just something so rewarding about making from scratch some of the things we take for granted as a grocery store purchase.

    • David Leite says:

      I’m with you on making staples. It’s so much better.

      I remember a friend, upon seeing a box of tomatoes on our counter, ask me, “What are you going to do with them?”

      “Make ketchup,” I replied.


      “Because I can.” Jeesh.

      • Reminds me of a recent conversation with a co-worker. I was talking about spending the weekend canning tomatoes and pickles. Her response: “How quaint. I didn’t realize people still did that.”

        • David Leite says:

          I can think of all kinds of wickedly evil retorts, but perhaps when you’re done canning leave a jar on top of her desk with a note that says, “From the Little House on the Prairie.”

  7. Ann says:

    Oh David, how you toy with me! Was at the doctor’s last week, complete with stern talk, pointed forefinger waving in front of my nose, and the Lipitor threat-promise if I don’t mend my culinary ways! I’m ok cutting a lot of things out, but when dairy sings its siren song, what’s a gal to do?

    • David Leite says:

      Well, Ann, you can go my route, which is to change doctors! Or you can give him a container of your freshly made butter and ask him how hard is it for him to resist it. I’m sure he’s no culinary Ulysses who will bind himself to the mast in the face of your butter.

  8. KitchenBeard says:

    My doctor once said “Your cholesterol is a little high. Do you eat a lot of butter?”

    Innocently and rather truthfully I replied, “Oh five or six sticks a week if I have time to cook.”

    Once he had picked himself off the floor and resumed breathing he had the temerity to imply that I might want to eat less (LESS!) butter. I openly laughed in his face and asked him if he knew what I did for a living. He acquiesced a tad and asked if I could get it down to one stick a week. The day I casually mentioned to him that I’m curing my own bacon (see Rhulman, Michael, for the blame) and whipping up my own butter these days made him mutter a few choice words under his breath.

    • David Leite says:

      KitchenBeard, I think we’re twins who were separated at birth. That’s the same situation I had with my previous doctor. (Operative word: “previous.”) And the weird thing is he’s a huge fan of the site and blahg, yet he still shook his finger at me and made me get on the scale, even when I was going in just for blood tests. Sadistic.

  9. David (and commenters Ann and KitchenBeard), just tell your doctor you don’t believe in cholesterol, that you’re a Cholesterol Skeptic. You may quote me, if you like! ;<)

  10. Sanya says:

    Dying to try this! How well would this butter keep at room temperature what with it being made by hand? I normally keep my butter in the fridge, but I’ve been told it keeps well at room temperature if kept from contaminants.

    • David Leite David Leite says:

      Sanya, I’m legally obligated to say it’s best kept in the fridge. So there, I’ve said it. (But, personally, I’ve found it keeps perfectly fine at room temperature.)

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