Lying Cook

Liar, Liar Apron on Fire

Guess who David blames for his inability to be the epitome of calm in the hours leading up to Thanksgiving dinner? (Hint: Not himself.)

Pie Crimping

How to Crimp A Pie Crust

David reveals his pie-crimping obsession and admits he’s been outcrimped by baker Libbie Summers and her 20 cool and classy pie crust tactics.

Homemade Ketchup Recipe

Because I Can: Homemade Ketchup

Why make homemade ketchup? Because you can. And, as David explains, because no one can tell you that you shouldn’t. No one.

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Man In Black

The Door Creaked Open

David continues where he left off, recounting what happened after he found an intruder in his rental house while on vacay in Maine.

Steamed Lobster

Maine, At Last

David knew that crab, lobster, corn, and blueberries awaited him and The One on their Maine vacay. But that’s not all….

KitchenAid Rangetop

My Kitchen 2.0

After 594 contracter hours, David emerges from the dust and despair of renovating to show off his new kitchen.

Chloe

Goodbye, My Pet

David mourns the loss of his beloved cats, Chloe and Raja, and anticipates life without them. Kleenex required.

Mon Cher...

If These Walls Could Talk

In the midst of his kitchen renovation, David rediscovers some remnants from the moving-in party he threw.

Crazy Housewife

The (Renovation) Honeymoon Is Over

It didn’t take long for the honeymoon phase of David’s kitchen renovation to be over…and for insanity to set in.

Herb Seedlings

They’re Alive!

David finds he may have a green thumb after all as he looks upon the chlorophyl duking it out in his garden in Darwinian style.

Burpee Seeds

I, Farmer David

David divulges his teenage servitude on a farm and, decades later, attempts to grow veggies from seed. This oughta be interesting.

Talking With My Mouth Full

Podcast Ep. 1: Why, Hello New Podcast

David and Renee take their sibling-like quibbling public with “Talking With My Mouth Full,” their brand-spanking new podcast.

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