New Mexican Hatch Chiles

Dear Never Cook Naked Guys: What’s the most flavorful way to get green New Mexican hatch chiles without breaking the bank? I’m pretty sure someone will mail me a case full of frozen ones on dry ice if I pay enough, but I’m not certain I’m willing.–Chile Deprived

Dear Chile Deprived: We assume you’re hankering for Hatch, Barker, Big Jim, or Sandia chiles, all of which are charred in the metal cages over gas flames or wood fires at seemingly every supermarket, farmers’ market, or outdoor fair in the state.

A quick online search shows that if you’re willing to buy frozen, roasted chiles, you’re often looking at about $9 a pound, standard shipping usually included. That said, those chiles could get sort of soggy. Which means that coveted flavor won’t be as intense. And then there’s the issue of whether you want to scrape mold off squishy chiles. So you’d need to ante up for overnight shipping—and even still, don’t expect the chiles to be at their best.

The way we see it, you’ve got two options here: 1) pony up to get those New Mexican chiles transported quickly, gasoline costs be damned; or 2) investigate the food scene around where you live so you can make friends across the country drool at your local bounty, just as you pine for the New Mexico harvest, so you can propose a swap. (Here’s how it works: Find New Mexican foodies via blogs, Facebook, Twitter, or Pinterest. Lurk. Leer. Stalk. Then start talking up something from your area. Once those New Mexicans are salivating, offer to send them something from your area that’s exquisitely local…and mention you’ll take roasted chiles for payment.)

Yep, it’ll cost you. Blame the government. (Everyone else is these days.) It’s not the cost of the food; it’s the shipping. You can also get roasted Hatch chiles in a dried, pulverized form which you can then use as part of a spice blend in a stew or braise. Actually, you can sprinkle that powdery heat over just about everything from scrambled eggs to enchiladas. Okay, not over ice cream. Let’s be reasonable. And there’s always jarred roasted Hatch chiles and Hatch chile salsa in the event you’re late in reading this and suffering from FOMO.

Since the big chile fest in New Mexico isn’t until September, you’ve got some time to ponder your options—as well as save up. [Editor’s Note: The annual Hatch Chile Festival has been canceled for 2020.]

Know this as well: you’re asking for something that’s guaranteed to send shivers up the collective spines of foodistas when you opt for an intensely local ingredient delivered to a destination far, far removed from its origins. Don’t let certain West Coast chefs get wind of your plans.

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  1. Is it the pepper or the location grown or the specific combo? I have seen seeds online and wanted to try growing hatch chilies (plants —> fruit) in my New England garden this summer. I wonder if I’ll get the same effect? Has anyone tried?

    1. Karen, I believe they can be grown anywhere as long as you’re in hardiness zones 5-11. So, depending on where you are in New England, it may work for you. If you try it, keep us posted! And we’d love to hear from any other readers who have tried growing them.

      1. I’m growing them this year in my southern NH garden and they are producing like crazy. I don’t usually do well with pepper plants, but my 4 plants are huge and loaded with peppers.

  2. You can get frozen hatch chilies in the Walmart freezer section hot or mild. I’m from NM and get them in WA state there. They are good!!!!

  3. I just noticed that my local Trader Joe’s had mild Hatch Chiles by the bag. Also in pre-pandemic life, several different markets in Southern California had Chile roasting events. Buy a bunch of Chiles and they would roast them for you. Not sure if that will be happening this year