Notes on a Banana Cover

My Memoir: The Cover Revealed

The big reveal! David’s soon-to-be-published memoir is finally available for preorder on Amazon and the book cover makes us want to read it NOW!

Blanched Green Beans

My Beans are Gay

David ends up with outrageously and flamboyantly purple green beans from his garden…but doesn’t have a clue as to what to do with them.

Corn Dog

Corn Dogs

Corn dogs, that ubiquitous county fair food, played a crucial, almost divine role, in keeping David alive during a detour in Dallas. Recipe included.

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Bow Tie Cheese Straws

Bow Tie Cheese Straws

Cheese straws that marry a cute form with a nonbreakable function. And that’s to say nothing of the rich, cheesy flavor.

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Baseball Glove

My Problem With Balls

David recounts his doomed career in Little League baseball—and it has everything to do with no concession stands in the outfield.

Avocado Sorbet

Avocado Sorbet

“Brilliant.” “Simply astounding!” “Sublime.” “Perfect.” That’s what folks are saying about this avocado sorbet recipe.

  • Quick Glance
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Luca and World Elephant Day

World Elephant Day

Luca, David’s youngest staffer, heralds World Elephant Day with a lemonade stand, a batch of brownies, and the sweetest intentions.

Morning Harvest

Morning Harvest

David brags about his latest harvest and expresses dismay at blight and Japanese beetles and creepers and other garden horrors.