About Greg Bulmash

Greg Bulmash is a computer consultant with a degree in Creative Writing who specializes in PHP web development, runs his own small web incubator called Kablowie Studios, and blogs about the PHP language. A former senior editor for the Internet Movie Database and minor web celebrity of the 1990s, he occasionally writes about food and has been working on the same novel for the last 18 years. His latest project is helping his seven-year-old son write a computer game.


A little food fiction about the impending ending of a relationship made obvious by—what else?!—a bowl of plums.