These bacon, egg, and Cheddar scones combine all our breakfast faves in a scrumptious handheld package that's less messy than an English muffin with parts that can slide in all directions. You're welcome.
Crank the oven to 450°F (230°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat. Set aside.
Cook the mix-ins
Cook the 3 strips bacon in a skillet over medium heat, flipping once, until the fat has rendered and the bacon is cooked but still pliable, 4 to 6 minutes. Drain on paper towel and cut into 1/2-inch-wide (12 mm) strips.
In the same pan, lightly scramble the 2 large eggs your favorite way. Spoon the eggs onto a plate and break them into 1-inch (2.5 cm) chunks. Let cool completely.
Mix the scone dough
Dump the 2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour, 4 teaspoons baking powder, and 1 teaspoon table salt into a large bowl and whisk to combine.
Cut the 5 tablespoons unsalted butter into the flour until it's completely incorporated using 2 knives, a pastry blender, or your best kitchen tools: your hands.
Beat the 2 large eggs and the 3/4 cup heavy cream in a medium bowl until combined.
Pour the egg mixture over the flour and gently stir, just to incorporate the eggs. Don't overmix.
Fold the 2 ounces Cheddar cheese, scrambled eggs, and cooked bacon into the flour mixture. The dough will be sticky and chunky. Stir and knead the dough as little as possible while evenly distributing the cheese, scrambled eggs, and bacon throughout.
Plop the dough onto a well-floured work surface. Pat the dough into a rectangle about 12 by 4 by 3/4 inch (30 by 10 by 2 cm) high. Cut the dough into three 4-inch (10 cm) squares. Cut the squares on the diagonal to form six triangles.
Brush the scones with egg wash
Place the scones at least 1 inch (2.5 cm) apart on the baking sheet. Beat the 1 large egg with 2 tablespoons cold water and brush the tops of the scones. If you're not utterly hangry, slide the baking sheet into the fridge for 30 minutes to set the dough so it doesn't spread during baking.
Bake and serve
Bake the scones for 10 to 12 minutes, or until golden brown. Remove and serve warm.
☞ TESTER TIP: The scones truly are best served straight from the oven and not hours or days later, although you can refrigerate any leftovers and heat them in a 300°F (150°C) warm oven.
Notes
Food Processor VariationFit a food processor with the steel blade and pulse the flour, baking powder, and salt to combine (Step 4). Add the cold butter and pulse until it is completely incorporated (Step 5). Add the egg mixture from Step 6 and pulse just to incorporate the eggs; do not overmix (Step 7). Dump the flour-and-butter mixture into a clean bowl, then fold in the Cheddar, scrambled eggs, and bacon by hand as directed (Step 8).