When a Stranger Cooks Your Food

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I lost my virginity to Ron Leal. It happened recently, in the waning weeks of my fourth decade. The One was there, watching every move, every nuance on my face, as were four others, including Joseph Montebello, Ron’s partner. It wasn’t weird or freaky. In fact, it was one of the sweetest moments in memory: It was the first time someone—a virtual stranger, no less—cooked my food and served it to me and others at a dinner party.

Well, that’s not exactly true. There have been a few times that chefs have cooked from my book—most notably at the Quail Valley Country Club, in Vero Beach, FL. Chef Joe Faria whipped up a three-course dinner from The New Portuguese Table for 70 people. And it was exceptional, extraordinary. But the thing is: I expected it to be exceptional and extraordinary. He’s a chef, after all. But Ron is an ordinary guy of Portuguese descent whom I’ve met just once before, and he had the cojones to invited us over for an intimate evening of food, fun, gossip—all based upon my book.

From what I’ve been told, this is, without a doubt, an experience a cookbook author assiduously wants to avoid. Think about it: What if the cook can’t cook? What if there isn’t a dog I can surreptitiously feed my food to—or there is, but I do so too quickly and unwittingly encourage a heaping pile of seconds? What if the food just plain sucks? I’m no good at lying—blame it on Momma and Poppa Leite. In fact, I’m pathologically predisposed to creating astoundingly awkward moments as I tell you you’re falling out of your dress, you’re marrying the wrong woman, or you have a booger hanging from your nose—all of which I’ve done. (Note to self: Maybe that’s why we have so few friends.) No, this is a situation best avoided.

Still, like a gleek to “Glee,” I was drawn to that dinner in Litchfield, CT. On the way, The One and I practiced ways of my squirming out of insults without outright lying. Instead of: “Ron, you ruined the port-prune sauce by oversalting it,” I could say, “My, Ron, you have a bold hand when it comes to seasoning.” Or, “Such a creative interpretive spin you put on the dessert,”  as opposed to “God, Ron, you really mucked this up, didn’t you? Did you even read the recipe?” See: a silk purse out of a sow’s ear, and he’s none the wiser.

Don't do it David, don't even consider saying it quote in black and white.Joseph answered the door and ushered us into a home that simply demands an eight-page spread in Architectural Digest. Everything—and I do mean everything—was done up in one of four colors: white, black, beige, or brown. And their two West Highland terriers? White. Usually such thematic decorating can looked forced or precious; this just looked sleek, urban, cool. And in Litchfield, no less.

The evening was going well. We were introduced to the other guests, one of whom was Todd Johnson, author of the novel The Sweet By and By. Then it happened. The moment that had “David, keep your mouth shut!” written all over it:

“I think I overcooked your red pepper jam,” said Ron, as he handed me a cracker smeared with cheese and dotted with his version of my jam. The subtext and body language clearly were, But tell me I didn’t, please, oh great and powerful Portuguese cookbook author. A small nibble was followed by a few clacks of my tongue to get some air moving in my mouth. Don’t do it, David, don’t even consider saying it, screamed every neurotransmitter in my brain. And like a train careening out of control in a bad ’70s disaster movie, the words just barreled out: “Yep, it’s overcooked.”

One, two, three. I looked at The One. His expression: Why? Three, four, five. I looked at Ron. He just shrugged and said, “Well, then, eat the wasabi peas.” Perfect! Mock hurt tinged with a bit of playful passive-aggression and just the right touch of snark. I was now on familiar territory.

Joseph corralled everyone into the dining room, more of a cozy library, really, with a superbly set table in the middle. As we pulled out our chairs, lying on each seat was a book. In what is perhaps the most touching and elegant gesture I’ve experienced in my writing career, Joseph and Ron gave me and The One a copy of Todd’s novel; Todd and his partner, Michael, a copy of my cookbook; and another guest a copy of both. Hot dammit! Why did I have to say the jam was overcooked?

We scraped our chairs under the table, unfolded our napkins in our laps, and waited for Ron to serve the first course: chilled fava bean soup with apple and sauteed shallots. All eyes were on me. I was now judge, jury, and guest of honor. But so resolute was I that I made a decision to heap nothing but praise upon Ron for the rest of evening.

It wasn’t an effort. Never once did I have to twist my comments, lawyer-like, to avoid saying something critical or affect a constipated smile, as when a fragile, emotional junior-high student with great hair had to watch carrot-topped Tim Hazel win every freaking scholastic award year after year. (Not that I would know anything about that.) Everything was spot on. The soup worked perfectly, even if he had to use lima beans in place of the favas—a sanctioned substitution. Seared skate in a saffron broth followed, which Ron kept apologizing for saying it was overcooked (there’s that word again), but which I was grateful to have. And dessert was his favorite growing up in a Portuguese home: rice pudding, but spooned between puffs of pastry triangles, a twist I learned while in Portugal.

I’m sure that as I stagger ungracefully into my fifties, I’ll receive other invitations from people to dine with them as they cook from my book. And I’m sure I’ll accept, but it’ll never be the same as with Ron. After all, you never forget your first time. This essay has been updated. Originally published June 7, 2010.

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  1. When a stranger cooks your food – that was me not too long ago. I was the cook. The stranger rocked up at my house – an old classmate of my housemate. Let’s say the scenario played like this – the famous French comedy involving planning a dinner to impress. This happens, that happens, chaos on-screen…. reality proves itself boring sometimes.

    I already had an idea of cooking lunch for once (meal planning, trying it out for once), and he was in the right place at the right time. Nothing went wrong, I was testing a new recipe out, and it was alright. The man was impressed – I now know my skills are way better than they were even five years ago.

    That cooked recipe is right here: https://www.curiouscuisiniere.com/tortang-giniling/.

  2. David,
    I had the pleasure of meeting you personally at the dinner at Quail Valley in Vero and, you’re right, Chef Joe Faria is incredible! It has been fun to be introduced through your book, blog and, of course, Chef Joe, to Portuguese cooking. Thanks to both of you!
    Kyle Ball

  3. I heard this kind of story from a big cookbook author years ago, when she went to a party given in her honor, for her cookbook launch. Someone else made the food –several dishes from her new cookbook. She was nervous until she tasted everything, and then allowed herself to think, ” Damn this food is good! ”

    Nice touch to also buy his guest’s books. Ron is a class act. I hope the dinner deepened your friendship.

  4. What a lovely story, David. Lucky you to be feted with such heartfelt joy. Those are the dinners we always remember no matter what kind of food is served, whether our “virgin” voyage or the 100th time. I also love to be invited over and cooked for, but that was a bit of a stressful situation for you in that they were your recipes. He definitely has cojones grandes. Bravo, Ron. I wish we could clone you to live in my neighborhood.

    1. Carla, well, it was a treat. But you must be invited all the time. (It would be hard for someone NOT to make a dish at least similar to one of your recipes, considering how many cookbooks you and Meredith have written.)

  5. Sometimes you can’t even be sure it will be okay when it’s a real chef. I went to an event at a restaurant where the chef cooked the meal from another friend’s book, and some of the execution was surprisingly off. Like not sufficiently boning the trout fillets. My friend the author noticed, but probably said nothing to the chef. (After all, just *having* the event was great.) And maybe the other guests didn’t even notice.

    David, you’re invited to my house any time. And I promise not to underbake the almond cake. 😉

    1. Suzanne, I’ve heard of this, and so far (knock wood) all the chef-cooked dinners from my book have been very good to great.

      And send the invite, and I’m there. Underbaked cake or not!

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