A Man and His Stove

Twenty years after writing this, David received a touching update of what happened to his first Viking stove, which he nicknamed Thor. Break out the handkerchief.


Since 2002, countless people have asked me how Thor was holding up. For the past 16 years, I wasn’t able to answer; we moved to the next town over in 2006.

Thor has often crossed my mind in the intervening time. The One and I have wondered out loud whether the current owners knew what a special, and, dare I add, famous stove they had.  So you can imagine my delight when this weekend I received the following email. It’s from Stephanya Bareham, the third owner of Thor. To know that he has blessed them as much as he blessed us was a gift. He was such an important part of my culinary growth and career (thanks to my anthropomorphizing tendencies) that I feel a wayward child has returned to the fold. Even if he is destined for the great Valhalla for cooking warriors.–David Leite

Dear David,

I hope this finds you well, and life is good. I’m writing to thank you for Thor. When my husband and I moved into Green Hill in March 2011, the previous owner left a printed copy of “A Man and His Stove” on the kitchen counter, and we were thrilled to learn that Thor was famous. While neither of us considers ourselves culinary maestros by any means, it’s been an incredible pleasure to get to know how to cook with such an extraordinary machine. Little did I know anything about convection ovens or how much BTUs mattered until I met Thor.

A white enamel Viking stove named Thor.
: Stephanya Bareham

Thank you for gifting us a cooker that has helped make our house our home. Like so many others, we left NYC for good in 2019 and settled permanently into Green Hill. After all these years, we’re finally getting around to re-doing the kitchen, as it’s tired and, more than anything, needs a makeover.

We’re also sadly bidding farewell to Thor. I purchased the 2022 version this afternoon and came home to ponder and appreciate all that Thor has given us over the years. And I wanted to send you our appreciation as well. Thank you for leaving us our first Viking and for all the joy that comes with learning how to cook.

Many, many kind regards,

Stephanya Bareham


A Man and His Stove

It got to the point where I couldn’t walk into a bar anymore. You know the kind, the true bastions of testosterone, the ones so thick with blue smoke that the neon beer signs look like UFOs hovering in a patch of midnight fog. It wasn’t moral or religious reasons, lack of money, or even an alcohol problem that prompted me to slink out, emasculated, never to return. It was because I was a phony.

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While other guys swapped J.Lo fantasies or nearly came to blows defending their classic El Caminos, all I could think about was a commercial-style Viking stove in white enamel. I stared into the mirror, tawny with nicotine, and dreamed about how perfectly risen my white-chocolate cloud cake would be, thanks to my baffled-heat convection oven.

The slow disenfranchisement of my manhood, as one friend likes to call it, began eight years ago when I took my first cooking class. I walked into the kitchen, and there lined up against the wall were three hulking 48-inch Vikings, gleaming like a row of squat, sweaty sumo wrestlers. I was smitten. Their unqualified size and power thrilled me. Was this what my father felt when he walked with mouth agape through the lawn-mower department at Sears? Surely it was, because my cooking teacher, a saucy wisp of a thing with a yappy Chihuahua voice, had to nudge me out of my reverie, much as I had to poke my father awake to drag him reluctantly to the toy aisle.

Chihuahua Lady and I got off to an unfortunate start because I summarily refused to make the requisite lobster à l’Américaine (I won’t eat anything that can look me the eye. I always think it’s memorizing my face so that it can hunt me down in the afterlife.) Miffed, she proceeded to heave a pot of water almost as big as she was on top of stove and then cranked the burner to high.

In no time the water was roiling, and she flung in a couple of stricken-looking lobsters. Trying to drown out the imagined screams of these defenseless creatures, I turned my attention to my work: making a sauce for chicken potpie. “Wimp work” was the technical term she used. But while I whisked the roux, I was astounded that the same stove that could murder so violently could simmer so gently. I vowed right then and there, amid the barking of Chihuahua Lady to “Get a move on, big boy,” to buy all 48-inches of one of these steel babies.

My enthusiasm lasted until I got home. The most my postage-stamp-size kitchen could handle was a Mini Me version of the colossi from class. Not to be outmaneuvered by Manhattan real estate, I opted instead for the still-manly 30-inch model for my weekend house in Connecticut. That bad boy was big enough to come with bragging rights and delicate enough to turn out flawless tuiles.

Of course, buying this monster would require some creative accounting, because, thanks to a suicidal economy, the money I had set aside for a rainy day had long ago evaporated. Cashing in my paltry IRA was clearly out of the question, so I looked around for something to sell.

My eye landed on my 1987 Mercedes, which, I had christened Sadie. My heart sank. That old car had taken me everywhere. And even though the air-conditioning didn’t work, the sunroof was broken, and the passenger seat shuddered when adjusted, I adored her. I stood in the kitchen looking at the catalog, chockablock with shiny Vikings, and then at Sadie. Vikings, Sadie. Vikings, Sadie. After some haggling, I got just enough from the Mercedes dealership to buy the stove.

On V-day I sat at the bottom of my driveway, which is practically a vertical slope worthy of hiking boots, with the phone in one hand and a hazard flag—taken from Sadie’s trunk before I abandoned her—in the other. This would be one time that the delivery truck wouldn’t pass by.

Because the telephone wires swag low overhead, the delivery guys, two men as bulky as the stove, had no choice but to leave the truck in the street and push the range up the driveway on a dolly. After much cursing on the foreman’s part, punctuated by colorful hand gestures that compelled him to keep letting go of the stove, I grabbed a hold. In a show of raw physical prowess that would have cowed Mike Tyson, I helped push, lest the last material asset I own should go tumbling into the street amid a flurry of my own cursing.

Once alone with my coveted Viking, which I immediately nicknamed Thor, I whipped out a batch of cookie dough I had made earlier that morning. I fired up the oven and scooped out nine identical balls of the stuff. I slid them into the inferno and waited precisely 10 minutes. When I opened the door, I realized I had a steep learning curve ahead of me. Like my friend Pam’s Jaguar, which I almost plowed through the master bedroom of our rental house on Martha’s Vineyard, evidently my new stove was far more powerful and terrifying than I had imagined; my cookies had been, for lack of a better descriptive, incinerated.

I was undeterred. It was simply a matter of learning the range’s distinctive personality, I told myself. (Of course, the idea of reading the instructions never occurred to me until my friend Alan waved the booklet in my face.) It took ruining a cobbler, two chickens, a lemon tart, and a dozen cookies until I was able to harness Thor’s might. But after that, I could to roast any fowl my butcher threw my way, saute the crunchiest sweetbreads, and turn out an almond financier with a crumb so fine even Julia Child would be jealous.

Last night, I crept downstairs to look at Thor, not unlike how those men in car commercials tiptoe out to the garage and curl up to sleep inside their new BMWs. I ran my fingers along the sleek, sexy door handle. I revved up each burner to its full 15,000 BTUs. I even cleaned the stovetop with Windex.

I thought of the guys at the Marble Dale Pub and their raucous one-upmanship. I imagined marching back in there with my towering white-chocolate whisper cake—the killer version with pistachio buttercream frosting. I place it down amid the overflowing Miller Lite ashtrays and empty beer glasses, and watch. Conversation about Heidi Klum sputters to a halt, and the brutes begin to circle.

Without waiting for forks, one digs in, then another, and another, caveman-like. As they give themselves over to the pleasures of French butter and imported white chocolate, the machismo vanishes. When the plate is empty, they rush me, offering the keys to their Dodge Ram pickups and to their girlfriends’ apartments in exchange for one more impossible perfect bite of cake. I toss back my head and laugh. I turn and saunter out the door, leaving them despondent. I win. I am victorious. I am finally a Viking god.

About David Leite

I count myself lucky to have received three James Beard Awards for my writing as well as for Leite’s Culinaria. My work has also appeared in The New York Times, Martha Stewart Living, Saveur, Bon Appétit, Gourmet, Food & Wine, Yankee, Los Angeles Times, Chicago Tribune, The Washington Post, and more.

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  1. I LOVE this! I can so relate to this fantasy. How many times have I coveted some object knowing that it would transform me only to find that I was still me but was just better equipped! I did not turn into J-Lo because I wore the cosmetics she endorsed, or Julia because I bought Mastering the Art, but it sure stepped up my game! I haven’t had the range fantasy, but I just know if I had a Dacor double convection oven, I’d make Norman Rockwell’s Thanksgiving scene look like it was lacking. Yeah, I would!

    1. Susan, thank you! Well, between us: We had a Dacor double wall oven, and it really performed poorly–granted, though, it came with the house and was older. But dream on!

  2. Been spending a wonderfully lazy morning catching up on reading, and most of it on your website! Due to a flood in the basement (from just under the kitchen) the weekend before family descended for the holidays (natch!) we are thinking of moving up our kitchen remodel, and had spent this weekend talking with friends about stoves and ovens. Loved reading your story about your Viking – and your other blahg posts that I hadn’t had time to read earlier this year! Hope your 2013 is everything you could dream it to be!

    1. Deborah, so glad I could offer you with some happy time! I wish you and yours a marvelous 2013! xo

  3. Hah! I love the circling cavemen! Although, in real life, that might be frowned upon, I think that unrestrained approach might be more fun. 😉

    I’ve had a bit of a fixation on one of those babies myself, but…

    1. Ruthie, they’re wonderful stoves. Sadly, we had to leave Thor in the house when we sold it. What’s interesting is that the essay, which first appeared in Bon Appétit, was a selling point. I guess people want to own a famous stove!